“Who are you- puny, insignificant human— girl— to dare lay a hand upon me?”
“My name is Darla Deering, and I got my first recording contract when I was fourteen. By the time I was eighteen I had seven number-one hits, two golds, and one platinum record. I won a Grammy at nineteen, and ever since I could drive, I took home every Video Music Award that MTV ever nominated me for. I have twenty-nine million yamblr followers. Sixty-seven million likes on facespace. More people watched me on newtoob last year than go to the movies. And Bentley-23 is my friend.”
Darla Deering in FF #7

I started watching Ultimate Spider-Man recently and…

avengers vs x-men ♦ ms marvel; captain marvel (carol danvers)
Hawkeye’s opening phrases
or 8 times Clint Barton thought “Okay, this looks bad” and one time he didn’t.

Tony Stark being perfectly himself
#So does this mean that almost all the Marvel movies leading up to Avengers were taking place at around the same time? #Like there were these 6 months of absolute hell at SHIELD #WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S AN ALIEN IN NEW MEXICO #SO NOW I HAVE AN ALIEN AND SOME BIGSHOT WHO’S FLYING AROUND IN A METAL SUIT #OH AND THE HULK BROKE HARLEM #THIS IS LOVELY #Coulson you’re on this (via Remustheravenclaw)
that tag
Actually, it all happened within the same weekOH WOW I DID NOT REALIZE. That must’ve been one horrible week.
There’s a comic series about it literally titled “Fury’s Big Week”, they’re fantastic (and canon)